The hungry crowd gathers around as our fearless leader, our President, Dick Russell, begins to assemble the grill! The evening meal for all depends on the technical skill of this soft spoken and mild mannered politician. "Will he complete the assembly in time?"
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The dinner guests eagerly await the completed assembly. Looks like this might take awhile! Drinks are passed around and the pressure is on. "Now let's see, part A goes in slot B and is secured with screws F and D, however the lever assembly, parts G and H, must be completed before .... oh, #@*!" |
The stress of complete and total puzzlement begins to show on our leader's face! The crowd has become restless now, and this situation is about to turn ugly. The words "impeachment" and "through the bum out" are being muttered beneath their breath. And still our President presses on, assured that he will receive
absolution when the history of his administration is finally written.
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Ah, the chief cook and presidential assistant, John Reagan, steps in to provide his much needed expertise. Here he is to save our leader's butt, and just in the nick of time too! "Look, forget those stupid instructions, just put the darn thing together like this, and let's get this show on the road!" |